A hilarious story making the rounds online proves that age is no barrier to quick wit. It centers on a 92-year-old man who was taken to the mall by his child to buy new shoes. After finishing their shopping, the pair headed to the food court for a meal, never expecting that lunch would provide such unforgettable entertainment.

While eating, the elderly man couldn’t help but notice a teenager seated nearby. The youth sported a wildly spiked hairstyle dyed in a vibrant rainbow of colors, including green, red, orange, and blue. The older gentleman found the look so fascinating that he stared continuously, catching the teen’s eye every single time he looked over.

Eventually, the teenager grew irritated by the constant attention and decided to speak up. With a heavy dose of sarcasm, the youth asked if something was the matter, questioning if the old man had never done anything wild in his life. Knowing her father’s sharp tongue, the narrator quickly swallowed her food, bracing herself for his inevitable comeback.

Without missing a beat, the 92-year-old delivered a devastating response. He calmly looked at the brightly colored teen and replied that he had indeed done something wild once— got drunk once and had s.ex with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son!