Drunk Gets Pulled Over

Late one night, a police officer pulled over a driver who had been swerving down an otherwise empty road. As the officer approached, the smell of alcohol was obvious.

“How much have you had to drink tonight?” the officer asked.

“Just a couple,” the man replied confidently, even though he was clearly struggling to stand straight.

The officer began a sobriety test. First, he asked the driver to walk in a straight line. The man immediately stumbled and pointed at the road. “This road isn’t straight!” he protested. Then came the one-leg stand, which ended with the driver wobbling and nearly falling over. “I could do that if you gave me better conditions,” he complained.

Finally, the officer decided to give him one last challenge. “Use the words green, pink, and yellow in one sentence,” he said. The driver thought intensely for several seconds before suddenly smiling. “My phone went green green, so I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day, officer!”

The officer stared at him for a moment before realizing the test had gone exactly as expected. 😂 Would you have been able to keep a straight face?

Related Posts

Rising golf star dies at just 18 after unexpected emergency

Australian golfer Jessica Bang, a promising young talent preparing for her first full season as a professional, has died at just 18 after suffering a devastating brain…

At first glance, it looks like a harmless photo of a woman on the beach.

At the beginning of the 20th century, women’s swimwear was designed around modesty. Heavy, full-body wool suits were common, while strict beach rules sometimes led to women…

Florida deputy delivers baby after pulling over car speeding to hospital

Florida Deputy Robert Pounds thought he was making a routine traffic stop when he spotted a car traveling 63 mph in a 45 mph zone around 4:30…

Modern Car Headlights Are So Bright Drivers Are Starting To Avoid Driving At Night

There was a time when working headlights were all drivers needed for nighttime visibility. Halogen bulbs produced a warm, relatively modest beam, but newer technologies changed everything….

Here’s how something you did 17 years ago can potentially influence a multimillion-dollar lawsuit today.

Chris Brown is now arguing that something from 17 years ago may have influenced a multimillion-dollar verdict against him. A jury ordered Brown to pay nearly $13…

Choose the Woman Who Looks the Oldest

Have you ever looked at a picture and instantly decided who seemed older? Your brain can make surprisingly quick judgments based on posture, hairstyle, clothing, and overall…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *