Late one night, a police officer pulled over a driver who had been swerving down an otherwise empty road. As the officer approached, the smell of alcohol was obvious.

“How much have you had to drink tonight?” the officer asked.

“Just a couple,” the man replied confidently, even though he was clearly struggling to stand straight.

The officer began a sobriety test. First, he asked the driver to walk in a straight line. The man immediately stumbled and pointed at the road. “This road isn’t straight!” he protested. Then came the one-leg stand, which ended with the driver wobbling and nearly falling over. “I could do that if you gave me better conditions,” he complained.

Finally, the officer decided to give him one last challenge. “Use the words green, pink, and yellow in one sentence,” he said. The driver thought intensely for several seconds before suddenly smiling. “My phone went green green, so I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day, officer!”

The officer stared at him for a moment before realizing the test had gone exactly as expected. 😂 Would you have been able to keep a straight face?