A priest gives a nun a lift, and things get awkward when her gown reveals a leg. The priest struggles to keep his attention where it belongs and reaches toward her leg. Each time, the nun calmly says, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” He finally looks it up after dropping her at the convent—and discovers the verse supposedly says to “go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.” Suddenly, his confusion makes perfect sense! 😂

Then there’s Little Johnny, struggling to pull a wagon up a hill while complaining about how heavy it is. A priest reminds him that God is everywhere—even in his wagon. Johnny pauses and delivers the punchline: “Well, tell him to get the hell out and start pulling!” Sometimes the quickest answer is the funniest one. 🤣

Another priest asks Luigi how he managed to stay married for nearly 50 years. Luigi proudly explains that he treated his wife well and even took her to Italy for their 20th anniversary. Impressed, the priest asks what he’s planning for their 50th. Luigi smiles and says: “I’m gonna go get her.” 😭😂 After all those years, apparently the anniversary surprise is simply bringing her back!

And finally, Romi tells a doctor that her sister thinks she’s a lift. The doctor asks her to bring her in, but Romi says she can’t—because “she does not stop at this floor!” 😂 Which one made you laugh the hardest? #1, #2, #3, or #4? 👇🤣