🍺 Before the Trouble Starts

A man sits at a bar and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.”

The bartender looks confused but pours him one. The man quickly finishes it.

“Another one before the trouble starts.”

The bartender serves him another. The man downs that one too. After five drinks, the bartender finally asks, “You’ve been talking about trouble this whole time. When exactly is it supposed to start?”

The man smiles and says, “As soon as you find out I don’t have any money to pay for these drinks!” 😂

🍻 The Three Entrances

A drunk walks into a corner bar, but the bartender refuses to serve him because he’s clearly too drunk.

He stumbles outside, walks around the corner, and enters through another door. Again, the bartender refuses.

Confused, he walks outside, finds the third entrance, and walks in. He stops, stares at the bartender for a moment, and finally says:

“Good grief! Do you own all the bars in town?” 🤣

👻 The Ghost

A hospital patient had an embarrassing accident in bed. Completely panicked, he gathered up the soiled sheets and threw them out the window.

Unfortunately, a drunk happened to be walking below. The sheets landed on him, and he began struggling wildly to escape. After finally getting free, he stood there staring at the tangled sheets.

A security guard approached and asked, “What the hell happened?”

The drunk looked down at the sheets and calmly replied:

“I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.” 😂👻