A man absolutely hates the cat his wife recently brought home. One afternoon, while she is at work, he decides to get rid of it. He puts the cat in the back seat of his car, drives a few blocks away and lets it out. But when he gets home, guess what? The cat is already sitting on the front porch, waiting for him!

The next day, he tries again. This time, he drives ten miles out of town and leaves the cat near some woods. Feeling confident that he has finally solved the problem, he heads home. But when he pulls into the driveway, there it is again! The stubborn cat has somehow found its way back.

Now the husband is determined to outsmart the animal. The following morning, he takes the cat for a much longer journey, driving for hours through tunnels, over bridges and along winding country roads. He makes countless random turns until he is completely sure he is nowhere near home. Finally, he drops the cat off in the middle of nowhere and drives away.

About an hour later, he calls his wife. “Hey, honey, is the cat there?” he asks. “Yes,” she replies. “Why?” The husband sighs and says, “Put him on the phone! I’m lost and need directions!” 🤣