Joke 1: The Milk Bath 🥛😂 A blonde heard that taking a milk bath could make her look younger and more beautiful, so she left her milkman a note asking for 25 gallons of milk. Thinking she had made a mistake, the milkman knocked on her door and asked if she meant 2.5 gallons. She insisted she wanted all 25 gallons because she planned to fill her bathtub with milk.

The milkman then asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?” The blonde replied, “No, just up to my breasts—I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!” 😂

Joke 2: The Telegraph 🐄😂 Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherited a ranch but eventually ran into financial trouble. They needed a bull to breed their livestock, so the brunette used their last $600 to buy one for $599. She then went to a telegraph office to tell her sister to bring the truck and trailer.

Unfortunately, telegrams cost 99 cents per word, leaving her enough money for just one word. After thinking carefully, the brunette told the operator to send “comfortable.” Confused, he asked how her sister would understand the message. The brunette smiled and explained, “My sister’s a blonde. She’ll read it slowly.” 😂