Three bulls hear that the rancher is bringing another bull to the ranch. The oldest, who has been there five years and has 100 cows, refuses to share any. The second, with three years on the ranch and 50 cows, insists he has earned every one. Even the youngest, who has only been there a year and has 10 cows, says he’s keeping them all.

Then an enormous 4,700-pound bull arrives on an 18-wheeler. Suddenly, the first bull offers to spare a few cows, and the second quickly agrees that he has more than enough. But the youngest starts pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting. When the others tell him to be sensible, he replies, “Hell, he can have all my cows. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull!” 😂

One Momma Cow and Four Baby Calves 🌸 A mother cow has four calves. The first asks why she’s named Rose, and Momma explains that a rose petal fell on her head when she was born. The second is called Lily because a lily petal landed on her, while the third is named Daisy because a daisy petal fell on her head. Finally, the fourth calf walks up and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” Momma looks at him and replies, “Honey, shut up, Cinderblock!” 🤣

An Old-School Train Joke 🚂 An old man boards a train and sits beside a young man. After a while, he asks, “Son, where are you heading?” The young man replies, “I’m going to visit my grandmother.” The old man smiles and asks, “That’s lovely! Is she expecting you?” The young man looks at him and says, “I hope so. I didn’t tell her I was coming!” 😂